6 Jokes About Driving Slow

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Updated on: Jun 27 2025

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Why don't slow drivers ever get speeding tickets? Because even the police get impatient waiting for them to speed up!

What's a cautious driver's favorite dance? The brake dance!

My car and I have a lot in common. We both take ages to get ready and move at a snail's pace!

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of going slow!

I tried driving slowly to save on gas. Now I save so much gas that I can't afford to speed up!

Why did the sloth become a taxi driver? Because he heard it was a slow and steady job!

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