7+ Best One Liners Jokes About driving slow

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I drive so slow, I use my turn signal in parking lots just to warn people I'm coming to a stop!

I drive so slow, even snails overtake me and shout, 'Hurry up!'

Why did the scarecrow become a driving instructor? He was outstanding in his field, especially at going slow!

I drive so slow, the GPS asks me if I'm still there every five minutes!

I drive so slow, I once got passed by a kid on a tricycle!

Driving slow is like my superpower. I can make time stand still!

I drive so slow, I get passed by parked cars!

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