5 Jokes About Driving Slow

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Updated on: Jun 27 2025

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Overly Cautious Parent

Carpooling with a teen who just got their license.
If my teen's driving was any slower, I'd have time to finish a novel in the back seat. "Chapter 1: The Never-Ending Drive Home.

Traffic Cop

Dealing with drivers who treat red lights as a suggestion.
Stop" signs are not conversational prompts. I don't want to discuss your day; I want you to halt!

Annoyed Passenger

Riding shotgun with a slow driver.
My GPS now has a "frustration mode" for when we're behind schedule due to a turtle-speed driver.

Driving Instructor

Teaching someone who thinks the gas pedal is a suggestion.
Teaching someone to parallel park who thinks "parallel" is just a fancy word for "park wherever.

Delivery Driver

Navigating through a neighborhood where every road feels like a speed bump.
The slow speed is the secret sauce in our deliveries. It gives the pizza time to marinate in anticipation.

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