bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did the down-on-his-luck musician start a bakery? Because he kneaded dough!
0
0
Why did the broke man take up gardening? He wanted to turn his life around one plant at a time!
0
0
Why did the guy who lost everything start making shoes? He wanted to lift himself up by his bootstraps!
0
0
Why did the unlucky guy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
0
0
Why did the guy who lost everything start a bakery? He wanted to make a little dough on the side.
0
0
Why did the unlucky guy start a dog-walking business? He wanted to turn his luck around, one paw at a time!
0
0
Why did the unlucky guy become a comedian? He figured if he could laugh at his own life, maybe someone else would too!
0
0
Why did the unlucky guy become a gardener? He wanted a little growth in his life!
0
0
Why did the broke guy take up painting? He wanted to brush up on his luck!
Down on His Luck
0
0
My friend is so down on his luck that when he tried to make lemonade out of life's lemons, he ended up with a bunch of sour oranges! That's some next-level mix-up right there.
Down on His Luck
0
0
My neighbor's luck is like a Hollywood movie - you just know it's gonna have a sequel, and it's never a happy ending. He's so down on his luck, even his shadow's avoiding him in case it catches bad luck!
Down on His Luck
0
0
Ever met someone who's so down on their luck that if they won the Employee of the Month, the company would probably go bankrupt the next day? It's like Murphy's Law just made a personal fan club!
Down on His Luck
0
0
My pal's so down on his luck, if he bought land in a wishing well, he'd dig up copper coins instead of pennies. Hey, at least he'd have a unique collection, right?
Down on His Luck
0
0
I know a guy who's so down on his luck that when he bought a lottery ticket, the numbers didn't even bother to match up. They just waved at each other from across the page and went their separate ways!
Down on His Luck
0
0
You ever meet someone who's so down on his luck that when he finally found a four-leaf clover, it had three leaves? I mean, the universe is like, Nah, not today, buddy!
Down on His Luck
0
0
You ever feel like life's kicking you when you're down? My buddy's so down on his luck, he got a kick me sign, and the universe decided to add a while you're already down note to it!
Down on His Luck
0
0
You know someone's down on their luck when they play hide and seek with fate, and fate just doesn't bother seeking them out! It's like the universe's version of Sorry, I'm too busy.
Down on His Luck
0
0
I've seen people down on their luck, but my buddy? He's on a whole new level! When he goes fishing for compliments, all he catches are backhanded remarks and sarcasm.
Post a Comment