5 Jokes For Down On His Luck

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 17 2024

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Fortune Cookie Misfortune

Following fortune cookie advice leads to disaster
I got a fortune cookie that said, "You'll find love in unexpected places." I took it to heart and started looking for romance in the grocery store, but all I found was expired milk and disappointment. Looks like my love life is stuck in the discount aisle.

Relationship Woes

Finally found love, but allergic to partner's pet
I'm in a committed relationship, but my nose thinks otherwise. My partner's pet triggers my allergies, and now I'm torn between love and the urge to breathe freely. Who knew romance came with a side of sneezes?

The Broken Mirror

Seven years of bad luck after breaking a mirror
I broke a mirror and thought, "Seven years of bad luck? That's just an old superstition." But then my toaster caught fire, my car broke down, and I accidentally sent a text meant for my mom to my boss. Maybe mirrors are onto something.

Unlucky Lotto Winner

Just won the lottery but lost the ticket
They say money can't buy happiness, but I'd be willing to test that theory if I could just find that darn lottery ticket. Right now, money can't even buy me a clue!

Job Interview Jinx

Interviewing for the dream job but can't catch a break
I walked into the interview room with confidence, but I tripped over my own resume. It turns out I not only struggle to sell myself but also to walk a straight line. I guess I'll stick to jobs where falling flat on your face is not a deal-breaker.

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