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I met this guy who's so down on his luck that he thought a fortune cookie was a bank statement. He opened it expecting financial advice, but all he got was a vague prophecy about meeting a tall, dark stranger. Now he's convinced the IRS is psychic.
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Being down on your luck is like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded. You take a step, think you're on the right path, and suddenly, bam! Wall. It's like life's own twisted game of pin the tail on the success.
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You know someone's down on their luck when they start treating their laundry like the stock market. "Investing" in that one lucky sock, hoping it'll come out on top and lead to a prosperous sock portfolio.
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You ever feel so down on your luck that when you finally see the light at the end of the tunnel, you realize it's just the train of life coming to run you over? It's like, "Well, at least it's on schedule.
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Down-on-his-luck Derek tried to make lemonade out of life's lemons, but it turns out he's allergic to citrus. Now he's considering a career change to a fruit that won't send him into anaphylactic shock. Maybe he'll try watermelon farming.
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Have you ever been so down on your luck that you play hide-and-seek with opportunities, and they're just too good at finding hiding spots? It's like, "Come on, opportunity, this isn't a game of Where's Waldo. Show yourself!
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You ever notice how when life gives someone lemons, it's usually during a rainstorm? I mean, thanks for the citrusy surprise, life, but I was really hoping for an umbrella instead.
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Being down on your luck is like trying to parallel park on a busy street. You see the spot, you go for it, and just when you think you're about to slide into success, life honks at you and makes you pull out, defeated.
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Down-on-his-luck Dave told me he's on a seafood diet. Yeah, he sees food, and then he doesn't eat it because he can't afford it. His diet is 90% window shopping and 10% hunger-induced hallucinations.
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