8 Jokes For Double Standards

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Updated on: Apr 28 2025

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Why did the double standards go to therapy? It couldn't handle its own contradictions!
Why did the double standard become a detective? It loved solving mysteries, especially the mystery of its own inconsistencies!
Double standards are like parking spots. They're always closer to the person who creates them!
Why did the double standard get a promotion? It knew how to climb the ladder of inconsistency!
Double standards are like WiFi signals. You only notice them when they drop out!
I told my friend he had double standards. He said, 'No, I have multiple perspectives.' Well played, hypocrisy!
What did one double standard say to another? 'Let's be consistent about being inconsistent.
Why did the double standard start a blog? It wanted to share its diverse perspectives in 280 characters or less!

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