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The Doorman Chronicles
Dealing with VIPs and Regular Folks
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The doorman's job is to make everyone feel special, but some people take that a bit too far. I mean, come on, sir, you live in a studio apartment, not Buckingham Palace. Let's not overestimate your importance here.
The Doorman's Dilemma
Balancing friendliness and security
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The doorman's life is a constant struggle between being Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Security Guard. One moment they're holding the door open with a smile, and the next, they're giving you the "I dare you to try something" look. It's like having a split personality, but one side wears a uniform.
The Doorman's Detective Agency
Figuring out who lost their keys
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The doorman's job includes being a key finder. I'm thinking of adding that to my resume. "Skills: Excellent customer service, expert in key location services, and can tell the difference between a lost key and someone just trying to break in.
The Doorman's Night Shift
Late-night encounters
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The doorman's night shift is a mix of boredom and unexpected surprises. You never know who's going to show up at 2 a.m. looking for their keys or trying to convince you that they live here, even though you've never seen them before. It's the graveyard shift, but with more drama and less sleep.
The Doorman's Fashion Show
Dress code disputes
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The doorman has to be the arbiter of style. But some folks treat the dress code like a suggestion. I had a guy try to convince me that flip-flops and a tuxedo were the latest fashion trend. Dude, unless you're going to a beach-themed wedding, that's a hard pass.
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