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What do you call a dolly who's a great singer? A doll with perfect pitch!
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Why did the dolly apply for a job? It wanted to make some extra plastic bills!
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What did the dolly say to the toy train? 'You really need to get on track with your life!
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Why did the dolly break up with the teddy bear? It couldn't bear the stuffing anymore!
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How do you make a tissue dance with a dolly? You put a little boogie in it!
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Why did the dolly refuse to play hide and seek? It didn't want to be stuck in the toy chest forever!
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Dolly the Ghost – I asked her for relationship advice, and she said, 'Well, honey, when things get tough, just disappear for a while. Works like a charm!'
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I asked Dolly if she believed in aliens. She said, 'Of course! They're just ghosts with a spaceship budget. Imagine haunting an entire planet – now that's next-level ghosting!'
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Dolly's dating advice is on another level. She said, 'Find someone who looks at you the way I look at unfinished business – with pure determination!'
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Dolly suggested we open a ghost restaurant. I asked her what the specialty would be, and she said, 'Boo-rritos – because haunting and taunting should always come with a side of guac!'
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Dolly told me she wanted to try stand-up comedy. I said, 'That's fantastic! Just make sure the audience can't see you. It's all about that mysterious stage presence!'
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Dolly thinks I need to spice up my life. She said, 'Start a rumor that your house is haunted, and suddenly everyone wants to come over for a séance. It's like hosting a party without the cleanup!'
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I told Dolly I wanted to be more spiritual. She said, 'Great! Just start randomly whispering mysterious things in public places. People will think you're deep instead of just strange.'
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Dolly tried to give me fashion advice from the afterlife. She said, 'Honey, those bell-bottoms are so last century. Opt for a good old-fashioned white sheet – classic, timeless, and doubles as a ghost costume!'
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Dolly and I started a paranormal cleaning service. We clean your house and leave a note saying, 'Your ghosts were getting bored, so we gave them a job!' It's a win-win situation.
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