5 Jokes For Dolly

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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Doll Repair Shop Owner

When dolls need more maintenance than relationships
My ex used to tell me I was emotionally unavailable. Now, I own a doll repair shop, and the only emotional baggage I deal with is missing doll limbs.

The Doll Collector

When dolls become a life obsession
I asked my friend why he collects dolls. He said it's a great conversation starter. Yeah, especially if you want the conversation to be about how you might need therapy.

The Ventriloquist's Dilemma

When the dummy wants more spotlight
I introduced my ventriloquist friend to online dating, and now his dummy has more matches than he does. I guess wooden charm is a thing.

The Creepy Talking Doll

When a talking doll says too much
I overheard my neighbor arguing with his kid's talking doll. The doll said, "You never take me anywhere," and I thought, "Wow, even dolls have higher expectations for their social lives than I do.

Haunted Doll

When your doll has a supernatural side hustle
My friends dared me to spend a night alone with the haunted doll. Let's just say it wasn't the ghostly encounter I was hoping for – it spent the whole night critiquing my taste in movies.

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