8 Jokes For Decomposing

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Updated on: Mar 05 2025

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Why did the decomposing fruit go to therapy? It had too many issues with its peelings!
I started a band with decomposing instruments. We're called 'The Rotten Tones'—we really know how to break down a song!
Why did the decomposition party get out of control? Because things started to break down on the dance floor!
Why did the tomato turn red during the decomposition experiment? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the decomposing math book go to therapy? It had too many unresolved problems!
Why did the skeleton start a decomposition podcast? Because he had a bone to pick with the afterlife!
Why do decomposing organisms make good comedians? Because they always have killer material!
I tried to tell a decomposition joke, but it's still processing. Guess it has commitment issues!

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