7 Jokes For Decomposing

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Updated on: Mar 05 2025

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Why did the decomposing banana go to therapy? It couldn't find its peelings of happiness!
What did one decomposing cell say to the other? 'You've really let yourself go!
I bought a bunch of decomposing wood to build a fence. Now my neighbors are all board with my sense of humor!
What did one decomposing leaf say to the other? 'I'm falling for you!
I tried to write a joke about decomposition, but it fell apart. Guess I need better chemistry with my audience!
I asked the compost pile for dating advice. It said, 'Let it decompose naturally; true love will grow!
I tried to tell a decomposition joke to my plant, but it just stood there leafing me on read!

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