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I told my friend I could make a joke about decomposition. He said, 'Prove it.' So I let it decay for a bit, and voila!
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I told my friend a chemistry joke about decomposition. He didn't get it until all the laughter fell apart!
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What did the bacteria say to the decomposing matter? 'I like your vibe; let's hang out!
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My recycling bin told me a joke about decomposition. It was so good, it made me soil myself with laughter!
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What did the decomposing apple say to the refrigerator? 'I've got a core issue with your preservation methods!
The Circle of Life (and Decomposition)
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I've come to realize that life has a lot in common with decomposing food. You start all fresh and vibrant, and then, slowly but surely, you turn into something unrecognizable. It's like the Circle of Life, but with more mold.
Decomposing: The Uninvited Guest
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You ever notice how leftovers in the fridge are like that uninvited guest who just won't leave? They show up, start decomposing, and suddenly your fridge becomes the neighborhood hangout spot for bacteria.
Decomposing Diplomacy
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I've been trying to negotiate with my leftovers. I told them, Look, if you promise not to decompose in the fridge, I'll upgrade you to the prestigious position of being a compost pile. It's a win-win situation – I get a cleaner fridge, and you get to fulfill your destiny.
Decomposing and the Dating Game
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Dating is a lot like decomposing – you start off all fresh and exciting, but after a while, you realize it's just a slow process of breaking down. By the end of it, you're left wondering, Was this a relationship or a compost pile?
Decomposing: The Horror Movie
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If I were to make a horror movie about my fridge, it would be called Night of the Living Leftovers. Picture this – you open the fridge at midnight, and suddenly, the decomposing lasagna starts chasing you. Now that's a scream-worthy scenario!
The Decomposing Dilemma
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You know, I've been trying this new diet lately – it's called the decomposing diet. Yeah, it's great because instead of worrying about calories, you just focus on how many flies are circling your leftovers.
My Fridge, the Crime Scene
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I opened my fridge the other day, and I swear it looked like a crime scene. I asked my leftovers where they'd been all week, and they said, We've just been decomposing some plans, you know, making ourselves more sophisticated.
Decomposing: A Love Story
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I tried my hand at writing a romance novel, and let me tell you, it's a masterpiece. It's called Decomposing Hearts. It's about two pieces of fruit that fell in love but couldn't be together because they were decomposing at different rates. Tragic, I know.
Garbage Day, or CSI: Kitchen Edition
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I never understood the concept of garbage day until I realized it's more like a crime scene cleanup in my kitchen. I half-expect to see detectives with magnifying glasses examining the decomposing evidence in my trash.
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