7+ Best One Liners Jokes For declare

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I tried to declare my cat as a dependent, but she filed a claw-suit against me.

I wanted to declare my doughnuts as a business expense, but my accountant glazed over the idea.

I asked my watch to declare its favorite song. It said, 'It's about time.

I asked my computer to declare its feelings. It replied, 'I byte.

I asked my car to declare its favorite music genre. It said, 'I'm a little stuck in traffic.

I wanted to declare my bed as a dependent, but it just couldn't sleep through the paperwork.

I decided to declare myself a freelance archaeologist. I dig it!

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