5 Jokes For Crass

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Updated on: May 04 2025

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a mirror!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and it's much less crass!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything – sounds pretty crass, doesn't it?
My crass friend bet me $10 that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta!

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