5 Jokes For Crass

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 04 2025

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The Tech-Challenged Parent

Struggling with modern gadgets
I thought Bluetooth was a dental condition until my kid explained it's how my phone connects to everything but the printer.

The DIY Disaster Enthusiast

Unsuccessful home improvement projects
I tried to assemble furniture from that big Swedish store. Now my dining table looks like modern art, and my chairs are just a cry for help.

The Overly Honest Job Interviewee

Inability to sugarcoat answers
They asked for my biggest accomplishment. I told them, "I once assembled IKEA furniture without crying. It was a good day.

The Procrastinating Gardener

Letting the garden go wild
I read that a messy garden is a haven for wildlife. My backyard is like a 5-star resort for squirrels who throw acorn parties at 3 am.

The Forgetful Chef

Constantly forgetting ingredients
I tried making a three-course meal the other day: appetizer, main course, and "What was I supposed to put in this again?

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