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You know what's crass? The way some people handle queueing. Cutting lines like they're training for the Olympics in stealth mode.
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There's a certain crassness to the way weather forecasts tease us with the promise of sunny days. It's like they're dangling hope in front of us, only to snatch it away with a rainy surprise.
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You know what's crass? The amount of junk mail we receive. I mean, I'm waiting for the day they send a mailman along with a forklift to unload the pile of pamphlets and ads.
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Have you ever noticed how crass people can be with their speakerphone conversations in public? I don't need a play-by-play of your weekend plans while I'm picking out groceries. Thanks but no thanks.
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The sound of someone loudly chewing gum? Now, that's what I call auditory crassness. It's like a tiny drumline performing a concert right in your ear canal.
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Have you ever noticed how crass some TV commercials can get these days? I mean, they used to tiptoe around certain topics, but now it's like they're breakdancing through the subtlety with a bullhorn.
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The way some restaurants upsell their menu items is just crass, isn't it? "Would you like fries with that?" Sure, who wouldn’t? But then they hit you with, "How about a side of guilt for not sticking to your diet?
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The crassness of fast-food portion sizes never fails to amaze me. You order a small, and suddenly you're handed a container fit for a family of four. Is this a meal or a marathon?
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It's funny how some people's sense of humor can be so crass. You're at a dinner party, trying to keep it light, and suddenly someone cracks a joke that makes you wonder if they moonlight as a stand-up comedian in a rowdy bar.
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