7 Jokes For Crass

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Updated on: May 04 2025

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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough!
Why did the crass tomato turn to the cucumber for advice? It wanted to ketchup on life!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and it's much less crass!
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
Why did the crass cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and couldn't ketchup with its crass sense of humor!

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