7 Couples Getting Married Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 24 2025

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Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
Marriage is like a workshop. The husband works, and the wife shops!
I asked my wife if she ever thinks about the present. She said only when I forget to buy it!
I asked my wife if she believes in love at first sight. She told me she's been married too long to believe in sight anymore!
I finally told my fiancée that I don't believe in marriage. Her response? 'Fine, but don't expect me to believe in cooking every night!
Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!
I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said yes, about me taking out the trash, doing the dishes, and cleaning the house!

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