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Why don't bridesmaids ever invest in stocks? Because they've already been asked to buy too much!
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Why did the best man bring a map to the wedding? In case someone objected and he needed to find the quickest escape route!
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Why did the groom bring a stamp to the wedding? In case he wanted to send a marriage proposal!
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Why did the wedding photographer get kicked out? He couldn't focus and kept making inappropriate exposures!
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Why did the bride refuse to play hide-and-seek at her wedding? She didn't want to start her marriage by hiding things!
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Why did the groom bring a suitcase to the wedding? In case he needed to pack up and make a run for it!
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Why did the groom bring a ladder to the wedding? Because he wanted to take their relationship to the next level!
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Why did the bride bring string to her wedding? In case she wanted to tie the knot herself!
The Wedding Gambit
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You ever notice how couples getting married suddenly become professional negotiators? I'll let you pick the cake flavor, but I get to choose the DJ! It's like they're trading hostages instead of planning a party.
Love vs. Guest Lists
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Why is it that the guest list for couples getting married always ends up resembling a blockbuster movie premiere? Sorry, Uncle Bob, you can't come; we're trying to keep the drama on-screen!
Marriage: The Final Frontier
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Couples getting married treat their wedding like a mission to Mars. We need to train for this! Strap on your space boots, and let's go taste some cakes!
Pre-Wedding Detox
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Couples getting married are so desperate to look good for the photos, they go on these insane detox diets. We're not losing weight; we're losing our sanity!
Dance or Die
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Ever watch couples getting married practice their first dance? It's like watching two giraffes attempt salsa. Don't worry, babe; if we fall, we'll just make it a dramatic dip!
Wedding Wars
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Couples getting married should have their own reality show. This week on 'Wedding Wars': Who will win the battle of the napkin colors? Stay tuned!
Marriage Math
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Couples getting married think they've mastered calculus when they start budgeting for the big day. If we save on flowers, we can afford that unicorn-shaped ice sculpture, right?
The Pinterest Plague
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Couples getting married these days are haunted by Pinterest. Yes, dear, I promise our wedding will look just like this... if we win the lottery!
Wedding Regrets
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You know the regrettable thing about couples getting married? The only exercise they get is jumping to conclusions during the planning phase!
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