5 Couples Getting Married Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 24 2025

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The Bride

Balancing wedding planning and sanity
I told my fiancé that planning a wedding is a lot like going to war. He didn't get it until he saw me in the bridal store, battling other brides for the last discounted veil.

The Wedding Planner

Juggling demanding couples and unrealistic expectations
Dealing with bridezilla moments is an art form. It's like defusing a bomb, but instead of wires, it's layers of tulle and satin. One wrong move, and it's an explosion of tears and sequins.

The Best Man

Balancing duties and avoiding catastrophe
The best man's speech is a delicate art. It's about finding the balance between embarrassing stories and not getting disinvited from future family events. It's like walking on eggshells, but with a microphone.

The Groom

Navigating wedding decisions without getting steamrolled
I thought I had a say in the wedding playlist until I was told that "The Imperial March" from Star Wars wasn't appropriate for the processional. Come on, it's a classic!

The Mother of the Bride

Balancing support and control
I'm supposed to be the voice of reason during wedding planning, but it's hard when my daughter insists on a rustic theme. I'm sorry, but burlap and lace don't scream "elegance" to me; they scream "craft store clearance aisle.

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