6 Couples Getting Married Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 24 2025

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Why don't brides ever go on a diet before their wedding? Because they can't stop getting cold feet!
My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape for our wedding. That would be a big step forward!
My wife said I should do more housework. So I washed the dishes after dinner. The dog is still missing!
My wife said she'll dance on my grave. I had no idea she wanted me to be buried at sea!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!

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