6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For cost

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I told my wife I wanted to start a garden, but she said, 'You don't have the seeds.' I replied, 'Sure, I do. They're just in my wallet!

I bought a thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible!

Why did the costumed superhero become an accountant? He wanted to balance the books and the universe!

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time and money!

Why did the costumed superhero start budgeting? He wanted to save Gotham without going bankrupt!

Why did the shopping cart apply for a credit card? It wanted to have a 'swipe' at a better future!

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