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I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me travel ads. Even my laptop knows I need an escape from bills!
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Why did the budget go to therapy? It had too many issues with emotional spending!
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I asked the financial advisor if I should invest in stocks. He said, 'No, invest in soup. It's liquid assets!
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Why did the spreadsheet go to therapy? It couldn't handle its rows and columns of emotional expenses!
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Why did the accountant break up with the calculator? It couldn't count on commitment!
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I tried to save money by making my own coffee at home, but the cost of the fancy coffee beans I bought could probably cover a month's worth of lattes at Starbucks. I call it the 'brew-tiful irony' of my financial decisions!
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I've been trying to cut back on expenses, so I canceled my gym membership. Now I just watch workout videos on YouTube while sitting on the couch eating snacks. It's like I'm supporting fitness from a distance!
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I decided to embrace minimalism and declutter my life. I started with my wardrobe, but it turns out most of my clothes were just hiding my lack of fashion sense. Now I'm minimalist chic—by necessity!
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I'm on this new 'see-food' diet where I see food, and then I check the price tag. Let's just say my eyes are on a strict calorie budget!
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I decided to take up gardening to save money on groceries. Turns out, growing vegetables is a lot harder than it looks, and I'm pretty sure my neighbors are wondering why I have a garden full of overpriced dirt.
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They say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever seen someone frown on a jet ski? I'm just saying, if money can't buy happiness, it can definitely rent it for the weekend!
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I asked my financial advisor for some investment tips, and he told me to invest in myself. So, now I'm considering buying a mirror and hoping for the best return on self-reflection!
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I recently started a budgeting workshop, but it turns out the only thing I'm really good at budgeting is my time—specifically, how much time I can spend pretending to understand my budget.
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I thought about getting a personal trainer to help me get in shape, but then I realized that the only six-pack I can afford right now is the one from the discount store. Cheers to frugality!
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