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I recently went to a coffee shop, and the barista asked if I wanted almond milk in my latte. I said sure, why not? But then I saw the bill – turns out the almond milk was imported from a secret almond farm in the Himalayas. I didn't realize I was sipping on the tears of mountain almonds!
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I signed up for a free trial of a streaming service, and they asked for my credit card information just to "verify." Two weeks later, I found out the real cost of a free trial – my laziness in canceling it, leading to an unexpected subscription fee. Sneaky, sneaky.
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I bought a new car, and the dealer said it had all the latest safety features. What they didn't mention was the emotional cost of parking in a crowded lot, trying to squeeze into that one tiny space without hitting the adjacent cars. Turns out, stress is not listed in the owner's manual.
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I decided to join a gym to get in shape. But they conveniently forgot to mention the extra cost of sweating in public. I mean, seriously, I've never paid so much money to look so unflattering in front of strangers.
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You ever notice how everything has a hidden cost? I bought a new smartphone, and they told me it had an amazing camera. What they didn't mention was that the camera comes with a subscription fee for making my homemade meals look Instagram-worthy.
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You ever notice how everything comes with a cost nowadays? I mean, even my favorite childhood memories have a price tag on them. Remember playing outside until the streetlights came on? Now it's like, "Sorry, kid, that fun experience is gonna cost you your screen time.
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Have you ever ordered something online and thought you got a great deal, only to discover the shipping cost is like a hidden ninja waiting to attack your wallet? It's like, "Congratulations on your purchase! Now brace yourself for the financial roundhouse kick coming your way.
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I decided to take up gardening to relax, you know, get in touch with nature. Little did I know that the real cost of gardening is not in buying the seeds or the soil – it's in the chiropractor bills from all the bending and digging. Turns out, nature is a bit of a prankster.
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I recently got a pet fish because, you know, low maintenance. But then I found out about the hidden cost of being a fish owner – the emotional toll of wondering if my fish is secretly plotting its escape every time I walk by the tank. Turns out, fish can be surprisingly judgmental.
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