7 Jokes For Cost

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Updated on: Feb 06 2025

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Why don't scientists trust atoms with their money? Because they make up everything, especially expenses!
My credit card company called to tell me my balance is outstanding. So, I put it on speaker and told them, 'Thank you!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now, I'm a banker; still no dough, just more bills!
Why did the wallet become a stand-up comedian? It needed some extra cash for its jokes!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug; I got a bill for a new shirt!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a banker; I'm just rolling in the dough of debt!
I asked my bank if my savings account could do yoga. They said, 'Sure, it can stretch your funds!

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