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What do you call a group of musical planets? The symphony of the cosmos!
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Why did the alien bring a pencil to the party? In case it wanted to draw attention!
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Why did the astronaut break up with his keyboard? There were too many space issues.
Cosmic Dieting
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I tried this new diet where you only eat foods that have been to space. Let me tell you, it's tough finding astronaut ice cream and Tang at the grocery store. But hey, at least my diet is out of this world – literally!
Cosmic Catastrophes
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You ever think about the cosmos? I mean, space is the only place where you can lose your car keys and your sanity simultaneously. I once dropped my wallet in a black hole; now, I'm in debt across the event horizon!
Universal Remote Control
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If I had a universal remote control, the first thing I'd do is pause time and take a nap. But knowing my luck, I'd accidentally hit the fast-forward button and wake up in the future as an elderly astronaut with a craving for space prune juice.
Astrology Mishaps
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I tried to impress a date once by showing off my astrological knowledge. I said, You must be a shooting star because every time I see you, I make a wish. She replied, Actually, I'm a comet, and I only swing by every few centuries. I guess I'll be waiting a while for that second date.
Space Tinder
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Dating apps are getting too complicated. I heard there's a new one exclusively for astronauts. It's called GalaxyMatch. Swipe right, and you might end up on a rocket date. Swipe left, and you'll be stuck alone on a deserted planet with nothing but space mosquitoes for company.
Astrology on Steroids
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People are into astrology, right? But have you heard about cosmic astrology? Instead of blaming Mercury for your problems, now you can blame entire galaxies. I'm sorry I'm late; there was a traffic jam in the Milky Way. Those darn asteroids never use their turn signals!
Alien Fashion Trends
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I think aliens have visited Earth, but they just blend in really well. You know how I know? Suddenly, everyone started wearing those metallic jumpsuits! I mean, come on, I can't tell if I'm at a fashion show or a close encounter.
Cosmic Speeding Tickets
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Imagine getting pulled over by an intergalactic cop for speeding. Sir, do you know how fast you were going? Well, officer, I was trying to catch up with the expansion of the universe. Time and space wait for no one!
Alien Stand-up Comedy
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I wonder if there's stand-up comedy on other planets. So, what's the deal with Earthlings and their obsession with cats? Do they secretly rule the planet, or are they just really good at viral videos?
Extraterrestrial Roommates
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I heard scientists discovered a potentially habitable planet. You know what that means? Intergalactic real estate agents are probably already putting up For Sale signs. Imagine having alien neighbors, though. Hey, Zog, turn down your anti-gravity music! I'm trying to sleep on this spinning rock!
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