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Why is it that when you drop a slice of bread, it always lands butter side down? It's like there's some cosmic law of toast gravity, ensuring we never enjoy a clean kitchen floor.
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You ever notice how when you're trying to open a bag of chips quietly, it sounds like you're defusing a bomb? It's like, "I just want a snack, not to awaken the cosmic forces of crunchy chaos.
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Ever notice how your TV remote mysteriously disappears, and then when you finally find it, it's in the fridge? It's like the universe is playing hide and seek but with household items.
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There's something otherworldly about trying to assemble furniture from a store. It's like deciphering an alien language without the Rosetta Stone. Step 37: Connect the cosmic doodad to the whatchamacallit. Got it.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. It's like a cosmic upgrade for your dishwashing adventures – the superhero of cleanliness.
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You ever accidentally send a text to the wrong person, and suddenly it feels like you've unleashed a cosmic disturbance in the social fabric? "Oops, sorry, wrong chat. Please disregard my existential crisis meant for someone else.
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Do you ever feel like your GPS has a cosmic sense of humor? It's like, "Turn left in 500 feet." Thanks for the heads up, I'll just cut across six lanes of traffic real quick!
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Have you ever noticed that your phone battery is at 1% just when you need it the most? It's like the universe is saying, "Let's see how creative you can get with charades for the next hour.
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I was staring at the night sky the other day, contemplating the vastness of the universe. Then I realized my phone had been on the front-facing camera the whole time. Suddenly, the cosmos felt a lot closer than I thought.
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