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The Interdimensional Stand-Up Comedian
Performing comedy in alternate realities with different senses of humor
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Went to a dimension where laughter sounds like random animal noises. Bombed so hard, I'm pretty sure they thought I was a stand-up panda.
The Parallel Universe Therapist
Dealing with clients who have alternate versions of themselves in parallel universes
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Another client had a crush on their parallel self. I said, "Look, if you can't love yourself in this universe, maybe try swiping right in a parallel one. Who knows, they might be single and ready to interdimensionally mingle.
The Cosmic Stand-Up Philosopher
Trying to find humor in the vastness and complexity of the universe
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Ever notice how the universe expands? It's like it heard a really good joke and couldn't stop laughing. I wish my career had that kind of comedic force.
The Time-Traveling Tourist
Navigating historical events without causing a time paradox
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Went to the future, found out we all communicate through telepathy. Tried it in the present, but people just called me "weird" and "unemployed." I guess mind-reading is a future job skill.
The Alien Abductee
Trying to explain human behavior to extraterrestrial beings
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Aliens were confused about Earth's currency. I told them, "It's all about these green bills with old guys on them." They said, "Oh, you mean like our intergalactic space credits?" I said, "No, more like space Monopoly money.
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