7 Jokes For Cosmic

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Updated on: Mar 03 2025

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Why do astronomers always seem calm? Because they can handle the gravity of any situation.
What do you call two birds in love? The early birds of the universe!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space.
Why did the comet apply for a job? It wanted a stellar career.
Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
Why did the black hole go to therapy? It had too much emotional baggage.
What's an astronaut's favorite board game? Galaxy Quest!

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