7 Jokes For Contagious

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Updated on: Dec 26 2024

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Did you hear about the germ who won the lottery? It was filthy rich!
My friend thinks he's contagious because he's so funny. I told him it's just a case of comic relief!
I told my friend a joke about bacteria, but he didn't laugh. I guess it didn't resonate with him on a cellular level!
What do you call a virus that you get from going to the gym? Influenza!
Why did the microbe go to therapy? It had too many issues with attachment and couldn't bond with others!
Why did the virus go to therapy? It needed to work on its issues of attachment!
What do you call a germ that can sing? A contagious melody!

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