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You know what's contagious? Smiles, laughter, and apparently my friend's inability to give a simple handshake without turning it into a full-body hug. I mean, I love the guy, but I swear, every time I try to greet him, it's like I've signed up for a wrestling match. And it's contagious, you know? I start with a polite handshake, next thing you know, I'm wrapped up in this bear hug like we're reenacting a scene from a rom-com. It's like an infectious enthusiasm for physical contact that just spreads! By the time we're done, we've unintentionally recruited half the room into a group hug. So, if you see me approaching you for a handshake, just know, I'm aiming for a high-five - brace yourself!
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Have you noticed how trends are more contagious than the common cold? I mean, you can't escape them! One minute, everyone's into avocado toast, and the next, it's all about pickle-flavored ice cream. Who decides these things? And then suddenly, everyone's doing it! It's like a contagion of bizarre preferences. You start feeling left out if you haven't tried the latest trend. "Oh, you haven't worn socks with sandals? You're missing out!" No thanks, I'll pass on that contagion, I prefer my feet to be fashionably isolated.
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You know what's truly infectious? Yawning. It's the one thing you can't control. I could be in the middle of a business meeting, trying to look all serious, and then someone from across the room lets out a yawn. Suddenly, I'm fighting this internal battle like, "No, no, I'm not tired! I'm not going to yawn. I'm... oh, there it goes!" It's like a chain reaction, a domino effect of sleepiness. And the worst part? The person who started it usually looks at you like, "Why did you have to join in?" Sorry, pal, my yawn just went viral.
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You ever been in a situation where someone starts laughing uncontrollably, and you have absolutely no idea what's so funny? But then, like a highly infectious disease, that laughter spreads, and suddenly, you're in the middle of a giggle epidemic. You're there, trying to hold it together, wondering if you missed the punchline or if you're just immune to the joke. It's like a laughter ambush! And then you have that one friend who can't help but laugh like a hyena, making everyone laugh even harder. Before you know it, you're all in tears, not because something was particularly funny, but because laughter itself is just plain contagious.
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