7+ Best One Liners Jokes For contagious

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Why did the computer catch a virus at the bakery? It couldn't resist clicking on a pop-up 'cookie'!

My dog told me a joke about COVID-19, but I didn't understand it. It must be a bit too 'ruff' for me!

I heard laughter is contagious. You know what's not contagious? My salary!

What's a virus's favorite social media platform? Spread-It!

I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a contagious joke. Now he won't stop laughing – I guess it's spreading!

I told my computer I think it has a contagious virus. Now it won't stop coughing up data!

I heard there's a new dance called the 'Contagious Cha-Cha.' It spreads like wildfire on the dance floor!

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