5 Jokes For Contagious

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Updated on: Dec 26 2024

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The Dog's Perspective

Everyone's suddenly cautious about catching things from their best friends.
The only thing contagious about me is my love, but apparently, it's a risk worth taking because they keep rubbing my belly.

The Introvert's Paradise

Social distancing isn't a problem; it's a solution.
The only thing contagious in my life is the urge to cancel plans, and it's spreading faster than any virus.

The Conspiracy Theorist's Take

The government planted the idea of contagious diseases.
You know you're deep into conspiracy theories when you start social distancing from your own thoughts, just in case they're contagious.

The Germaphobe's Dilemma

When cleanliness becomes a full-time job.
Being a germaphobe during a contagious outbreak is like being a fish during a flood—constantly swimming against the current.

The Overly Affectionate Person's Struggle

Expressing love without spreading germs.
Trying to hug people during a pandemic is like trying to catch a butterfly during a tornado—awkward and potentially hazardous.

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