8 Jokes For Contact Lense

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Updated on: Jun 01 2025

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I accidentally swallowed my contact lens. Now I can see things from a whole new perspective – my stomach's point of view!
Why did the contact lens apply for a job? It wanted to have a clear career path!
I got new contact lenses with a GPS feature. Now, even my eyes have better direction sense than I do!
I thought about becoming a contact lens designer, but it seemed like a job with too many blurry responsibilities!
Do you know why contact lenses are so good at keeping secrets? Because they know how to stay in the eye of the beholder!
Why did the contact lens go to therapy? It had issues with commitment – always popping out unexpectedly!
I tried to make a joke about contact lenses, but it didn't have the right focus. Maybe I need to see things from a different angle!
I thought I lost my contact lens, but it was just playing a game of hide-and-seek. It loves a good optical illusion!

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