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Why did the contact lens break up with the eyeglasses? It felt like the relationship was getting a bit too framed!
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My contact lens challenged me to a staring contest. It was a tough competition – we both blinked!
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I asked my contact lens if it wanted to go on vacation. It said it was up for an eye-opening experience!
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My contact lens is great at playing hide and seek. It always hides in plain sight, and I can never find it!
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Why did the contact lens start a band? It wanted to be part of a spectacle!
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Why did the contact lens go to therapy? It couldn't see eye to eye with itself!
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What did the nearsighted contact lens say to the farsighted contact lens? You're looking a little distant today!
The Great Search
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Losing a contact lens is the adult version of a treasure hunt, except the treasure is invisible and the map is just you squinting like you’re about to solve the Da Vinci Code.
Optometry Olympics
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Ever try to put a contact lens in while your eye is doing the Macarena? It’s like trying to nail a moving target with a tiny, transparent boomerang.
Eye Spy… Nothing
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Finding a lost contact lens is an ultimate test of patience. It's like playing hide and seek with a master of disguise. Oh, look, I found it! Oh wait, that’s just a piece of glitter mocking my optical misfortune.
Eyes and Lies
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You ever lose a contact lens and suddenly your friends think you’re winking at them on purpose? Oh yeah, I’m just casually flirting with the wall, don’t mind me!
The Stealth Game
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You ever drop a contact lens and it vanishes into thin air? It's like playing hide and seek with an escape artist. Where did you go, you sneaky little vision enhancer?
Visionary Mishaps
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When you drop a contact lens, it's like a scene from a spy movie. Quick, everyone freeze! We've got a rogue agent on the loose, and it’s transparent!
Optical Illusions
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Losing a contact lens is like entering a real-life scavenger hunt but blindfolded. Let me just feel around for that $200 microscopic piece of plastic in a room that might as well be a black hole!
Contact Lens Chronicles
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Losing a contact lens is like trying to find a ghost in a blizzard. Hello, are you there? No? Cool, I’ll just squint my way through the day then.
Clumsy Vision
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I feel like an undercover agent when I lose a contact lens. Excuse me, I’m on a top-secret mission to retrieve my vision. Please step aside while I clumsily grope around the floor.
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