5 Jokes For Contact Lense

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Updated on: Jun 01 2025

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My contact lens and I have a lot in common. We both can't stand onions – they make us tear up!

I told my contact lens a joke. It didn't laugh, but at least it didn't roll its eyes either!

Why did the contact lens break up with the sunglasses? It couldn't stand being overshadowed all the time!

I accidentally dropped my contact lens in the sink. Now it's swimming with the other lenses!

My contact lens told me it's feeling a bit dry. I suggested it should take a sip, but it declined – it didn't want to get teary-eyed!

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