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Contact lenses are like little mood rings for your eyes. They tell the world, "Today, I'm feeling adventurous with hazel," or "I'm feeling mysterious with green." And on Mondays, it just says, "Help.
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Contacts make you appreciate the simple joys of life, like rubbing your eyes without consequences. It's like a forbidden pleasure – the momentary rebellion of forgetting you have delicate optical technology clinging to your corneas.
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Putting on contact lenses is the closest I'll ever get to feeling like a scientist. One wrong move, and I'm convinced I've just discovered a new dimension of pain in my eye. "Ah, yes, this is the discomfort quadrant. Fascinating!
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I recently tried colored contact lenses to switch up my look. Turns out, I'm not the mysterious, smoldering individual I envisioned. I just look like I got into a staring contest with a rainbow and lost.
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Contacts teach you valuable life skills, like patience. Trying to put one in without blinking is the adult version of "Simon says." Simon says, "Hold your eyelids steady." Blink. Simon didn't say. Start over.
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I always feel like a secret agent when I pop in my contact lenses. Mission Impossible: Achieve 20/20 vision without looking like I'm wincing in pain. Cue the dramatic music!
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One thing I've learned about contacts – they have a sixth sense for when you're running late. Suddenly, they decide to play hide-and-seek with your eyeball, just to add a dash of excitement to your morning routine.
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I envy people who can effortlessly put in their contact lenses in one swift motion. Meanwhile, I'm over here doing a complicated eye dance routine that looks like I'm trying to summon a very myopic genie.
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Contact lenses are like tiny GPS trackers for your eyes. If you drop one on the floor, good luck finding it. It's like playing hide and seek with an invisible ninja – "Ready or not, here I poke!
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