7 Jokes For Casket

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Updated on: Jan 31 2025

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Why don't caskets ever get lost? Because they always follow the dead-end signs!
I thought about starting a casket delivery service, but I realized it was a dying market!
What did the casket say to the grieving family? 'Don't worry, I've got you covered!
Why did the casket bring a ladder to the funeral? It heard the service was going to be six feet underwhelming!
I thought about becoming a carpenter for caskets, but I couldn't handle the dead-end work!
I asked the funeral director if they had any caskets for sale. He replied, 'We have a killer deal on the deluxe model!
I asked the funeral director if I could borrow a casket for a party. He said, 'Sorry, we only have one for formal affairs!

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