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Caskets are like the fancy Airbnb of the afterlife. I can imagine the ghosts bragging to each other, "Yeah, I got the deluxe suite with a garden view. What about you?
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Caskets are the ultimate retirement plan – no taxes, no bills, and the best part? You can finally get that eternal nap you've been dreaming of!
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Caskets are basically the final resting place for people who can't decide if they want to sleep on their back or their side. It's like the eternal struggle for the perfect sleeping position.
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You ever notice how caskets are like the ultimate real estate? It's the only property you own where you can have a permanent roommate, and you don't even get to pick them!
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Caskets are the only beds where you never have to worry about waking up on the wrong side. You're just there, in the middle, forever.
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Choosing a casket is the only time you can be picky about your neighbors and not seem rude. "Sorry, I can't be next to someone who snores for eternity.
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Caskets are like the ultimate time capsules. People in the future will dig them up and be like, "Wow, they really knew how to rest in style back then!
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Caskets are the original tiny houses. It's like, "I lived a minimalist life, might as well continue it in the afterlife.
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Have you ever thought about the irony of spending a fortune on a casket? It's like, "Let's make sure I have a comfortable place to spend eternity... as if I'm going to complain!
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