6 Jokes For Captivity

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Updated on: Mar 30 2025

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I was in captivity once, but I broke free. Turns out, it was just a microwave!

I was in captivity for stealing kitchen utensils. It was a whisk I was willing to take!

I built a model of the Eiffel Tower in captivity. It was my way of serving time in a Paris cell!

I was in captivity for excessive wordplay. Now I'm serving pun-ishment!

I got arrested for playing hide and seek in a store. But good news, I won the game!

I tried to escape captivity on a boat made of calendars. But the dates caught me!

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