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The Teddy Bear
Witnessing too much drama from the bed
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You know you're in captivity when your owner insists on dressing you up for tea parties with other stuffed animals. I'm just trying to maintain my dignity as a bear, but now I'm wearing a tutu.
The Houseplant
Struggling to survive despite the best intentions
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My owner talks to me like I'm a therapist. "Oh, you've been through so much," they say. Yeah, Karen, it's hard being a plant in a home that thinks sunlight is just a suggestion.
The Pet Hamster
Dealing with an over-enthusiastic owner
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My owner got me a tiny treadmill because they thought I needed more exercise. I didn't have the heart to tell them I'm on a strict seed and nut diet. Now I'm just a chubby hamster with great cardio.
The Goldfish
Trying to maintain dignity in a small bowl
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I asked my owner for a bigger bowl, and they said, "But you have the whole world in there!" Yeah, the whole world, and I can't even binge-watch Netflix.
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