7 Jokes For Captivity

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Updated on: Mar 30 2025

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Why did the bicycle fall into captivity? It was two-tired!

Why did the music note get arrested? It was in treble!

Why did the pencil get put in captivity? It drew outside the lines!

Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants!

Why was the math book in captivity? It had too many problems!

I was in captivity for telling elevator jokes. It was an uplifting experience!

Why did the tomato turn red in captivity? It saw the salad dressing!

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