7 Jokes For Blood Test

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Dec 18 2024

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My blood test results came back with a note saying, 'Keep this plasma for later viewing.' I guess my blood is a Netflix series now!
I had a blood test and the nurse complimented my veins. I guess you could say it was a vein review!
The doctor told me my blood test results were abnormal. I said, 'Doc, I prefer the term 'uniquely qualified'!' Guess I'm just a special edition!
The phlebotomist made a funny joke during my blood test. She said, 'Don't worry, I'm a vein whisperer!' It really took the needle off the edge!
I told my doctor I was feeling drained. He recommended a blood test to see if I needed a top-up!
I asked the doctor if my blood test results would affect my life. He said, 'Only if you have blood ties to a vampire!
I told the doctor I'm scared of blood tests. He said, 'Don't worry, it's in my blood to handle these situations.' I think he's a vein professional!

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