7 Jokes For Blood Test

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Updated on: Dec 18 2024

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My friend asked me if I was nervous about my blood test. I said, 'Nah, I'll just drop a blood sample and hope for an A+!' Guess I'm banking on blood luck!
I took a blood test and realized my blood type is B-positive. No wonder I'm always so optimistic!
My blood test results were so good, the doctor asked if I was cheating on my diet. I guess my blood's a model student!
My blood test results were so good, I joked with the doctor that I must have unicorn blood. Turns out, I'm just a rare type!
My blood test results showed I have a rare blood type. Now I'm considering a career as a vampire's personal supplier!
I thought I'd failed my blood test when I saw the doctor's serious face. Turns out he was just practicing his poker face!
I'm really good at taking blood tests. It's in my blood to stay calm when needles are around!

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