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Conspiracy Theorist's Speculation
Belief that the blood test is part of a larger government plot
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I'm convinced the government is using blood tests to figure out who's the best candidate for intergalactic travel. Guess I'll be stuck on Earth, telling jokes to aliens.
Vampire's Checkup
Fear of not finding the perfect vintage
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Vampires at the clinic: 'I'm not anemic, I'm just picky about my snacks.'
Needle Phobia
Trying to avoid fainting while staring at the needle
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I asked the nurse if they had a needle-free option for the blood test. They said, 'Sure, we can just scare you until you bleed.' Pass, thanks.
Hypochondriac's Dilemma
Constantly imagining worst-case scenarios
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I'm so paranoid, during my blood test, I asked the nurse if they ever found pirate treasure in someone's veins. She didn't appreciate my concern.
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