7 Jokes About Being Negative

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Updated on: Dec 23 2024

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My dog is like a negative number. No matter how hard I try, I can't make him positive about bath time!
I told my friend he's too negative. Now he's positive that I'm wrong!
I asked the math book if it's feeling negative. It said, 'I'm totally below zero!
I told my computer I wanted a positive experience, but it just kept processing negativity. Turns out it's a real 'downer'!
I told my friend I'm allergic to negativity. Now he sends me positive vibes and antihistamines!
I used to be a negative number, but then I became realistic. Now I'm a zero – no negativity, no positivity!
I asked the pessimistic chef if he could make something positive. He said, 'I doubt it!

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