5 Jokes About Being Negative

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Updated on: Dec 23 2024

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The Grumpy Optimist

Trying to find hope while being grumpy
My positivity comes with a side of sarcasm. It's like sprinkling glitter on a grumpy cat.

The Negative Psychic

Predicting only negative outcomes
I told my friend I could see into the future. He asked what I saw for him. I said, "Debt. Lots of debt.

The Cynical Realist

Seeing the downside of everything
I always look at the bright side of life... and then question why it's so blinding.

The Pessimistic Optimist

Finding positivity in negativity
My doctor told me to think positive, so now I'm positively sure things will go wrong.

Negative Superpowers

Having abilities that only work in negative situations
People say I have a sixth sense. Yeah, it's predicting the worst possible outcome in any situation.

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