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Negative people are like human rain clouds. You invite them to a picnic, and suddenly it's all, "I see a 30% chance of rain, a 70% chance of ants, and 100% chance this potato salad is a terrible idea.
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I tried introducing positive thinking to my negative friend. Gave them a motivational book. They read it and said, "Well, this author clearly never met my boss.
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Ever notice how negative people have a sixth sense for finding problems? I swear, they could walk into a room with a hidden treasure chest, and their first comment would be, "I bet that chest is full of overdue library books.
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Negativity is contagious. I was around a pessimist for so long that when I finally met an optimist, I thought they had a rare medical condition. "Wait, you're telling me things can actually go well?
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Negativity is like a talent for some folks. I know this guy who can turn a birthday party into a eulogy. "Congratulations on another year closer to the grave, Bob. May your cake be as dry as your sense of humor.
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Negativity is like a magnet for Murphy's Law. If anything can go wrong, it will. I asked a pessimist about it, and they said, "Murphy must have been an optimist if he thought it could only go wrong once.
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You ever meet those people who can find a cloud in every silver lining? I told one of them, "Look, I found a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!" They replied, "Great, now you have to pay taxes on it.
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I told my negative friend, "You need to see the silver lining." They said, "I did, but it turned out to be aluminum foil, and now I have a headache.
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I asked a negative friend if they wanted to go on a road trip. They said, "Why bother? The journey is just a series of gas stations with overpriced snacks and questionable bathrooms." Well, there goes my excitement.
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