10+ Best One Liners Jokes About being forever alone

I asked my forever alone friend if he wanted to join a band. He said, 'I'm already a master at playing the solo.

I asked my forever alone friend if he wanted to go camping. He said, 'Why bother? I'm already in tents.

I tried to set up my forever alone friend on a blind date. He said, 'I can't see it happening.

I asked my forever alone friend if he wanted to play cards. He said, 'Sure, but I'm already good at solitaire.

I suggested to my forever alone friend to take up astronomy. He said, 'I'm already an expert at staring into space.

I asked my forever alone friend if he wanted to go to a comedy club. He said, 'I'll just stand in front of the mirror; I'm the best audience.

I asked my forever alone friend if he wanted to play hide and seek. He said, 'No one would look for me anyway.

I told my forever alone friend a joke about construction. He didn't get it because he's still building his social life.

I told my forever alone friend a joke about time travel. He said, 'At least in the past, I had imaginary friends.

I invited my forever alone friend to a party. He brought a mirror because, in his words, 'At least I'll know someone there.

10 Jokes About Being Forever Alone